What Would Aubrey Do?

Superbad

I've never been happier to be of legal drinking age and also to be a love bear that's always taken care of rum-wise than I was while watching Superbad.  Those poor boys just wanted to get alcohol, but being in High School made that difficult at best.  I remember when I was back in Texas as a cub and even then I could still get my drink on.  Those poor, poor boys!  But it all worked out in the end as things tend to do (faster in movies than life, but still). 

Other than my irrational fears that procuring alcohol will be as difficult for me (THE HORROR!), the movie was unbelievably funny.  Ms. Michele and Ms. Brooke thoroughly enjoyed it and Ms. Michele has been randomly laughing at memories of it all weekend.  "People don't forget!"  Tee Hee.

And I hope that people don't forget to drink rum.  I know I won't.

Bears, Vodka, Whiskey and Beer

It was Thursday today, not Friday.  I know that I thought it was Friday.  Did any of you?  I have been a sporadic writer of late, I know.  Sorry, but I sometimes like to speak directly to the rum.  Still, tonight my girls went out with a client and had a nice drinky night.  I like group drinks and I like fun drinky conversation.  The clients are so cute.  Rum, rum- tomorrow is Superbad-rum!

A Review of the Rules

Clearly my lack of blogging recently has caused some people to believe that things have changed regarding my lifestyle.  This is simply not true!  I am a love bear who drinks rum.  It's who I am and it's what I do.  And to that end, I must remind those that gain the pleasure of my company on the weekends (specifically, if I'm bringing a friend home) should be drinking, loving, partying, Girls Nighting, generally enjoying yourself and me!  You will not NOT take me to parties.  You will not stop drinking for a few days.  You will not beg out of Girls Night.  You will not spend time sleeping and "catching up on TV" for multiple weekend days. 

You will give me rum.  You will spend time with the girls and bring me.  You will drink, preferably rum but I'm not going to be that picky.  You will enjoy every minute of our time together and if you know you can't do that, you must forfeit your weekend.  And bring me makeup rum.

The rules are now clear.  Thank you and drink rum.