Me vs. Vincent Van Gogh

I had adventures with Ms. B last night.  We drank with coworkers which was fun.  It meant that we showed up nicely toasted for the dinner party.  Once there, I camped out by the bottles of liquor and she went on her merry way.   By the time I found her later, she was sitting in the floor with a stuffed Vincent Van Gogh and was using him to charm the people.  Excuse me!  I charm the people.  I may not have a removable ear, paintbrush or masterpieces hanging in museums around the world, but I have charm, moxie and RUM!  May God have mercy on the soul of anyone who forgets how fabulous I am. I am an adorable bear, bitches!